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Bwahaha! [Feb. 8th, 2009|11:00 pm]
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I thought I'd share this with you lot because you'd find it amusing.

Early last week, I was informed that my NC-17 fic Fantasy had been nominated for this year's rhr_awards. W00t! I'm very pleased indeed.

Not having even considered submitting to CM in a couple of years, I thought, Hey, here's an excuse! Submitted the fic. And today got back this reply:

    Dear antosha,
    We regret to inform you that we must reject your story, Fantasy, at this time.

    At present, this story...

    ~ is not something we are interested in hosting at Checkmated.
    ~ has canon errors or inconsistencies.
    ~ does not meet standard of quality.
    ----poor characterization.

I'm guessing that those canon errors included the idea that Ron and Hermione actually dated other people between Ch. 34 of DH and the time of the fic, some four or five years later (though they're happily married at the time of the story) and that the poor characterization involved the person with whom Hermione briefly hung out being female.

Damn! Where did I miss the pages in canon that said they got married the day after Voldemort's defeat, and that none of the HP characters—but certainly not Hermione—ever engaged in a homosexual affair? Did you see that anywhere? Was it in Beedle the Bard, maybe? XD

(The first criterion would have been fine with me. "Not our cup of tea. Didn't like it." No problem. It'd even be fine with me if—like SIYE with H/G—they simply banned all fics in which Ron and Hermione dated anyone but each other. But the other criteria? :snort: Yeahno.)

It still chaps my hide that CM mods can claim such telepathic powers of canon insight when it comes to Ron and Hermione's behavior, but are happy to accept fics pairing Harry or Ginny with anything with a pulse—even characters whom they show ever appearance in canon of disliking. But then, that's Earth Logic....

[User Picture]From: oncelikeshari
2009-02-09 11:18 am (UTC)
Yeah, Ginny and Draco can fall in love without question but you can't imagine anything during that space between the end of DH and the epilogue?

Look at how long they waited to have their first child. I'd say that made it canon that they both had LIVES before settling down.

If CM had their way every fic would have them go back to school together, where they lose their virginity in a pink cushioned room of requirement, then kiss in the great hall's famous annual prom while McGonagal applauds them and yells 'way to go you guys!' and get married on graduation day...despite the fact there's never been a graduation day in any of the previous fics.

Curse you and your imagination!
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[User Picture]From: mickawber_fics
2009-02-09 01:49 pm (UTC)
Yeah, it's awful of me actually to have thought of Ron and Hermione as being—you know—normal. ^.^

It was the fact that Rose—their first—was born around eight years after "Flaw in the Plan," when Hermione would have been twenty-six or twenty-seven, that made me think that perhaps their path from smooch-during-battle to wedded bliss was not a straight one. Silly me.

I haven't been reading over at CM at all—except for one or two fics that are still being updated from a couple of years ago. Guess I'm not missing anything! XD
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