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Arthur and Molly would NEVER have sex! [Apr. 15th, 2008|07:19 pm]
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Title: Never Too Old )
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Arthur/Molly
Warnings (if any): parent!sex
Summary: The Weasley children have an unfortunate tendency of entering their parent's bedroom without knocking. Most of them come to regret it. Oneshot.
Reason given for rejection:
Dear rhhgrt,
We regret to inform you that we must reject your story, Never Too Old,
at this time.
At present, this story...
~ is not something we are interested in hosting at Checkmated.
Thank you for understanding, and keep writing,
-The Witches' Council
How did your story fare when you posted it elsewhere? It's my most popular oneshot and was recced by obhwf_weekly Where did you post? My ficjournal, ff.net, and UR.org Link us to some of your other work: It's all at my ficjournal: [info]rhhgrt
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[User Picture]From: ozma_katiebell
2008-04-15 11:52 pm (UTC)
*Sigh*

That was the best laugh I've had in days.
Thanks!
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[User Picture]From: bazcat89
2008-04-15 11:54 pm (UTC)
Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
*sighs too*
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[User Picture]From: ktmarsh
2008-04-16 05:50 am (UTC)
That was priceless! A much needed laugh after the hell of doing my taxes. Thanks! :-)
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[User Picture]From: rhhgrt
2008-04-16 05:53 am (UTC)
Baha yess. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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[User Picture]From: luvscharlie
2008-04-16 12:51 pm (UTC)
Liz, I just posted one at 100quills, as well as my journal that deals w/ that very issue of Weasley children who do not knock before entering their parents' bedroom and the childhood trauma(wink). By the way, how did we get all 7 of these children without the sex? If I can get my boss out of the office this morning I'll be reading this.
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[User Picture]From: bazcat89
2008-04-16 04:08 pm (UTC)
No. Way. We must have the same mind, there is no other explanation.

Dude, I got so annoyed when people act like Molly and Arthur's sex life ended after Ginny, I mean, it's just....WHUT
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[User Picture]From: luvscharlie
2008-04-16 01:09 pm (UTC)
This is funny. You have outdone yourself, Liz. It takes a lot to quench my Weasleylust, but it is these kind of stories that do it.
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[User Picture]From: bazcat89
2008-04-16 04:10 pm (UTC)
Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it so much! XDXDXD
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